Detrivore Cosmetics has been around for a long time. I first heard about them in 2009, but the lack of reviews always put me off ordering. I naively thought if no one was talking about them, they couldn’t possibly be good. In short, I’m an idiot. Detrivore is amazeballs, and I don’t understand why more people aren’t singing their praises. I’m on a mission to change that. This company deserves your patronage. YOUR FACE DESERVES SOME SWEET, SWEET DETRIVORE LOVE.
I’m not one to tell people to run out and buy something. I prefer to give you a list of why I love a product, and allow you to decide if you might love it too. But if you’re at all like me, who wants to read reviews on companies before dropping my hard earned cash, I hope I can convince you that these products are spectacular, and worth checking out. I’ll even flail a little if you need me to.
Detrivore Cosmetics bills itself as a gothic makeup company. The webpage fits the concept; it is simple, straightforward, no nonsense. I appreciate this. I know exactly where I need to go to order what I want. The product photos show a picture of a full container, minus a sifter. There are no eyeshadow swatch photos. That might put some people off, and it did me, until I finally ordered and realized they don’t need swatch photos because what you see is what you get. The color is what it is, both in the jar and in a swatch, and that is so incredibly refreshing. It’s a huge disappointment for me to purchase colors that look completely different in the jar than they do on my face. Detrivore’s listings tell me what the color is (example, for Mildew: a pretty teal color) and shows me what it looks like. See my swatch for Mildew. You will always know what you’re going to get. One of the things you may notice in my swatches is the lack of glittery colors. These are all from Detrivore’s Original collection. They all have a pretty sheen, and they blend incredibly well. I am literally counting the days until I can try some of the Satins and Highlights. I love the shadows so much that they immediately took a spot in my top 10.
As much as I love these eyeshadows, they are not my favorite product from the company. That distinction goes to the blushes. I adore every single Detrivore blush I own. I have 3 full sizes, and two samples, and I am announcing here for all the world to read: I need them ALL. I am incredibly surprised by how much I love these, as I have previously stated many times my disdain for matte blushes. I still stand by that statement with any other company, but Detrivore’s matte blushes have this otherworldly quality that makes them appear to become part of the skin itself, rather than a chalky swipe of color that rests on top and looks awful. These blushes are the best. I know if you’re looking at the page in another tab, and seeing the brightness of the blushes- especially if you’re remembering my statement about how the eyeshadows look exactly the same on as they do in the jar- you’re probably wondering what I am smoking. These blushes, while pigmented, are beautiful.

This is me, wearing nothing but BB cream, lip balm, and Detrivore Cosmetics blush in Gallows, applied with a duo-fiber brush. I have the flu, and the blush still manages to make me look like I’m not a zombie. Love love LOVE.
Detrivore also makes face powders, which I haven’t yet tried but hear good things about, and three different colored primers. Many, many people have had great luck with their primers. It’s an amazing formula, and has become my favorite swatching primer. However, as with almost every other indie primer in existence, my eyelids ate it.
Detrivore products arrive in a shrink band with a sifter. There is no sifter sticker (thank you!!!!) and an ingredients label is on the side. There is a slight turn around time that is always clearly posted on the front of the site.
Now, the last thing to which I’d like to draw your attention: look at the prices. A full size shadow is $4. A full size blush is $5, as is the primer. Powder is $5 for a 10 gram jar, or $10 for a 30 gram jar. WHUT. I am still reeling that products this good are available for such a low price.
Would I buy from Detrivore again? A thousand times yes. I give them an 11 out of 10. Why isn’t this company famous yet?
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